{"product_id":"funny-mortician-christmas-ornament-classy-sassy-circle","title":"Funny Mortician Gifts from Friends for Men, Women or Coworkers - Classy Sassy and a Bit Fearlessy Mortician Circle Ornament Christmas Unique Decorations","description":"\u003cp\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003efunny mortician circle ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e for the death care professional who takes their craft seriously — but never too seriously. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish and edge-to-edge sublimation printing, this ornament makes a distinctive holiday gift for a mortician in your life, whether they're a friend, family member, or coworker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Quote Worth Hanging On\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003eMortician. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat sentiment says everything. Morticians navigate one of the most demanding, emotionally complex professions with quiet composure — and this ornament puts that reality into words with a little humor. It's the kind of gift that gets displayed, not forgotten in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt to Last, Printed to Pop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis circle ornament is printed via \u003cstrong\u003esublimation\u003c\/strong\u003e — a heat-transfer process that bonds ink directly into the surface material, resulting in colors that stay vivid wash after wash and year after year. Key specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e MDF with high-gloss plastic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Edge-to-edge sublimation — no borders, no fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight and resistant to breaking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes a festive gold cord, ready to display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lightweight construction makes it a practical choice for households with children or pets — no sharp edges, no fragile glass to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Ornament Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinding a meaningful gift for a \u003cstrong\u003efuneral home professional\u003c\/strong\u003e can be surprisingly tricky. Most generic gifts miss the mark entirely. This ornament speaks directly to the mortician's world — acknowledging the personality, the pressure, and the quiet pride that comes with the job. It works well as a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas or holiday gift from friends or family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworker appreciation gift at a funeral home or mortuary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStocking stuffer for a mortician who's seen it all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYear-round office or home décor piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're shopping for someone in the death care field, explore the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-morticians\" style=\"color: #00aaff; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eGifts for Morticians\u003c\/a\u003e — including mugs, tumblers, keychains, and bracelets made for the same audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEasy to Give, Easy to Display\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe included gold hanging cord means this ornament is ready to go straight from the box to the tree, wreath, or wall hook. No assembly, no extra hardware. If you're after a coordinated gift set, pair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-coffee-mugs-for-morticians\" style=\"color: #00aaff; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eMortician Coffee Mug\u003c\/a\u003e or a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/tumblers-for-morticians\" style=\"color: #00aaff; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eMortician Tumbler\u003c\/a\u003e for a complete holiday package they'll actually use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\ndetails.faq-item {\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\n  padding: 12px 0;\n}\ndetails.faq-item summary {\n  font-weight: 600;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  list-style: none;\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: space-between;\n  align-items: center;\n  padding-right: 4px;\n}\ndetails.faq-item summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\ndetails.faq-item summary::after {\n  content: '+';\n  color: #00AAFF;\n  font-size: 1.4em;\n  font-weight: 400;\n  flex-shrink: 0;\n}\ndetails.faq-item[open] summary::after {\n  content: '\\2212';\n}\ndetails.faq-item p {\n  margin: 10px 0 4px;\n  line-height: 1.6;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is this ornament made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis circle ornament is made from sturdy MDF (medium-density fiberboard) with a high-gloss plastic finish. It is printed edge-to-edge using sublimation, which bonds vibrant ink directly into the surface so colors stay bright and resist fading over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat size is the ornament?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ornament is listed in a small size variant. Because it is lightweight and made from MDF, it hangs easily without straining tree branches or hooks. Check the variant selector for the available size option before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDoes it come ready to hang?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The ornament includes a festive gold cord attached at the top, so it is ready to hang immediately after unboxing. No additional hardware or ribbon is needed, making it a convenient gift that requires zero assembly on the recipient's end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs this ornament a good gift for a mortician who works year-round, not just at Christmas?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. While the ornament is seasonally themed for Christmas, its quote-driven design works as year-round desk or office décor. Many recipients display it on a shelf, window hook, or rear-view mirror long after the holiday season ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs this ornament fragile or breakable?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Unlike glass ornaments, this MDF ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a practical choice for homes with children or pets. It can be packed and stored between seasons without the same care requirements as fragile decorative pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan I give this as a gift to a male or female mortician?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The ornament is designed as a unisex gift suitable for men, women, and non-binary morticians alike. The quote references professional identity rather than gender, making it appropriate for any mortician regardless of how they identify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWill the colors fade after multiple holiday seasons?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSublimation printing bonds ink molecules into the surface material rather than sitting on top of it, which makes the colors significantly more durable than screen-printed or sticker-applied designs. With normal handling and indoor storage, the print quality should remain consistent across multiple holiday seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":55040717848855,"sku":"PTM-357-15-277971","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/8701\/5959\/files\/circle_ornament_277971_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788135191","url":"https:\/\/victorythruvision.com\/products\/funny-mortician-christmas-ornament-classy-sassy-circle","provider":"Victory Thru Vision ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}